So, I just thought of this and I can't believe I left this one out! (It's short, sweet and as usual unbelievable).
I had a clothing store for a couple years and as you can imagine, I had a lot of guys come in flirting, trying to get a discount, trying to get my number, the whole nine yards. However, this time this guy comes in and he looks around and he's decent, you know I could tell he was a little older, mature, you know, swag.
So he makes a compliment to me and he's chit-chatting and I'm giving him the okay let's hurry up with this one, and he makes another compliment, and I admit, I'm kind of falling for it. So I say, "You're pretty good. You get two points for that one." He laughs and ends up leaving the store.
Not an hour later, a flower delivery comes with some of the most beautiful flowers that I've ever seen. The delivery guy leaves them at the desk and I search for the card. On the card it says, "I need more points, two is not enough -The Swag" and had his number on it. Now if that ain't swag I don't know what is. Even I was impressed and that's pretty hard to do.
Oh but don't get on his side yet. There was a diner downstairs from my store and one day a few weeks after that (I never called) I walk in to order my usual and lo' and behold, who's chillin' in one of the seats? The Swag, The Swag's wife and The Swag's newborn son. Are you kidding me?
